What comes up when you search your name on Urban Dictionary?

hanna

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Hanna:
A) semi decent looking girl, although sllightly out of shape. While giving head likes to l!ck the baII sacs.
B) the act of being thrown in a closet, having your pants pulled down and geting a bIowjob in a stand up postition.
C) Another word for r!m job
D) The type of girl that wouldn't exactly be classifed as a l3sb!an but can
hook up with girls at camp or on cruislines. Otherwise known as a huge
wh0re
F) has a weird attraction to red people.
G) enjoys the hand!capped bathroom scene because it makes her feel like home.
H) deep voice, sometimes mistaken for a man, this is also because of the manly hair doos and way of life.


AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGEEE, THE OTHER ONES WERE FUNNY TOO

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My name isn't on Urban Dictionary...how depressing is that?

My name's Yerza btw.

Hair Cut Good Or Not? Please Answer x?

BringOnThe

here is a pic http://www.hairstylesdesign.com/gallery/images/short_hairstyles_01_01.jpg
My hair is dark blonde and i am going to get this hair cut do you think it will look good or just naff?
Is it indie or not? My mates say i am very indie at the moment and i like being different to other people but will this hair seen stupid or chavy?

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if your getting a haircut to look indie people are going to laugh at you. That pasrticular style is more middle aged womanish get more of a cut that goes to the sides and desnt have a daft stick up fringe like that. but if your doing it to look cool then i advise dont, the pixie haircut is so common in indie wannabe girls (as it dying hair blonde or red) and as it first came out in 2006, you are going to look like a twat to catch on so late (sorry lol) and when you are one of the alst to have it. note indie girls do/know about things first - like sequin tops are realy in this season, the indie kids i know were sporting them last year. indie kids know about bands before they get big etc, they basically do things before they get mainstream. the indie pixie haircut is getting old now and i cant stress enough that you're going to look like a poser and a hipster (urban dictionary that) even for just referring to yourself as an idie kid. also, look at this seasons hair trends on the cat walks, whatever is on the catwalks tend to be the trends that will come next year and would you rather be the cool girl who got that haircut before everyone else or the wannabe indie kid who got the same old hair cut ages after al the other indie girls. sorry i know this all sounds rude im really not trying to be but it's defo a no no to cal yourself indie and im trying to stress that, its kinda embaressing! and are you the young indie type who follows topshop and obsesses over kings of leon? cause im worried you are and i think people will see through you if you try and be somthing your not. anyways check out whats on the catwalks this season and be known to people as a trendsetter nopt a fake sheep!!!

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What is the difference between scene girls and posers?Also how can you tell the posers from the real thing?

red hair urban dictionary image

Lexxy

There are a lot of posers and the real deal but I can't tell the difference.Can you tell me how to tell the difference?

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A kid, who copies a kid, who copied more kids, who copied a group of kids, that were scene. Someone who goes on urban dictionary and google and myspace to copy what the real scene kids do, but they over do it. Someone who sits for hours trying to come up with a "random" saying to use as a respond to people. They decide that scene, although they are TRYING to be scene, is who they "really are", even though thats not who they were yesterday. The kids who dye their hair pink, and say its red, the ones who have fake lip piercings, the ones who get freakishly obsessed with guys with long hair, usually named Ryan or Taylor. The ones who run around music festivals and say their name is Zara, as opposed to Sara, and scream, "power to the Chucks!" to anyone who is wearing them, even though half of the kids there are wearing them, as if theyre creative for owning a pair of chuck taylors, even though those shoes have been made since fucking 1905 or something? They usually get their lip pierced out of nowhere, and if theyre the ULTIMATE scene poser, they get a fake lip ring, and then bitch about how their parents wont actually let them pierce it. So the poser will also enlist in some sort of art or poetry class and have this immediate interest in being an artist or a poet and shoving their suicidal pictures and words in your face because no one cares and everyone knows they aren't artistic in any form and probably don't even HAVE the left side of their brain anyway, because it dissolved when the sprayed all that damn ass cheap hair spray on their heads to look cool, even though the girls who usually do that have thin blonde hair so the hairspray just makes them look all crusty.
Example 1-
Scene Poser:"Im so sad that I haven't eaten in the last three days!"
Mary:"Becky, we saw you eat a sandwich yesterday."
Scene Poser:"Oh yeah huh?*breaks out in maniacal laughter*"But Im still depressed..."
Example 2-
Mary:"Becky, is that lip ring fake?"
SP:"Yeth! My parents are so stupid they wont let me pierce it!"
Example 3:
SP:"Nikki, Im wearing TWO different kinda of converse! Isnt that GREAT?!?!?!"
Nikki:"Shut up Becky."
Example 4:
SP:Austin Im sad...
Austin:"No you arent."
SP:"You know what Austin, go eat a sandwich."
Austin:"YOU go eat a sandwich."
SP: "Youre a funny man Austin, funny funny funny..."
Austin:"And your name is Becky."

When you type your name in urban dictionary and search?

What here

what is the first definition that comes up?

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ginger

A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.
Ron Howard is a ginger.

Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.

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