How can i make myself pretter?

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jessica

I'm 5'4 and weight around 185 pounds, which is obviously overweight. I've been working out 5 days a week and sometimes 6 since January and I play softball and I eat right but I haven't even lost a pound. I also have this huge birthmark my face lip and neck that hangs off my face and looks like a tumor, but its not. I wear make up to cover it up and have had 14 laser treatments but it never goes away. I also have this long nappy red hair and people won't talk to me because I'm a 'soul stealing ginger.' I have a big brown mole on my chin that no docter in my area will take off for me. I have good teeth, but they're lemon yellow despite the fact that I brush my teeth twice a day with Colgate 3d white. I'm 17 and have no friends because I'm ugly and fat, and when I try to make friends, people laugh and make fun of me. I'm 17 and I've never had a boy even look my way unless he wanted to cheat off me in AP chem. Please help me!

Answer
Get a teeth whitening treatment. BEG your doctors for the mole removal.

Eat VERRY little, do a lot of crunches. Go to the gym and ask for a specific routine for your age and weight. Try to put a little more effort into your clothing and makeup; keep up with the trends.

Hope you make some friends soon.

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Termagant-a female devil with tousled hair, flushed faces, sharp teeth and nails, red palms and bulging eyes. They suffer from perpetual hatred and bitterness towards men and life itself. They are hypercritical, foul-mouthed, narcissistic, overachieving, emasculating, violent, brash, sow discord between men and women, fight with spears and hatchets, and strangle all cat-callers.

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